Month: November 2010
Three Elderly Gentlemen
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’ Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer..’
Expressions from the South
Courtesy of StrangeCosmos Exclamations: “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” Threats: “I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle.” Good Things/Compliments: “Cute as a sack full of puppies.” The Weather: “It’s so dry, the trees
A Play on Words
1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. A chicken crossing the road:
How We Feel about Politicians
This is how many of us feel about the elections… At some point, they all become corrupt
Compilation of Athletic Stunts
This is a fantastic compilation of athletic stunts. Well worth the five minutes [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo0Cazxj_yc[/youtube]
Less Government and More Freedom
A great article in the Wall Street Journal from the Senator from South Carolina… a few excerpts: Congress will never fix entitlements, simplify the tax code or balance the budget as long as members are more concerned with their own
Premium Burgers: Smashburger vs Five Guys
If you haven’t noticed, the Dayton area has been invaded by new burger joints (as if we don’t have enough McDonalds)… Missy and I sampled the standard fare at both Smashburger (SB) and Five Guys (FG) for dinner… It’s interesting
An Elderly Man with a Hearing Aid
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The