How do you know you are too drunk to drive? You swerve to miss a tree and realize it was just your air freshener.
Category: Humor
Country Humor
Billy Bob saw his friend Bubba walking up the road, carrying a bag over his shoulder. Billy Bob asked, “Bubba, what you got in thet bag?” Bubba said, “I gots me some chickens in this here bag!” Billy Bob said,
2008 Nobel Prize for Economics
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Older-Than-Dirt Quiz
Count all the ones that you remember, not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom. 1. Blackjack chewing gum 2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water 3. Candy cigarettes 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass
Washing in the Restroom
Three men walk into a public restroom: a Frenchman, American, and an Israeli. Each does their business. The Frenchman strides over to the single wash basin, and thoroughly washes his hands. Showing his disdain for the American and the Israeli,
Changing Lightbulbs
How many armies does it take to change a lightbulb? 5. The Germans to start it, the French to give up without really trying, the Italians to start, get nowhere, then try again from the other side, the Americans to
New York Times, 1943
If the current editors of the New York Times were working in 1943, this is what the front page would probably look like: I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I see an article and it indicates that
Speech Generator
You too can generate your own dynamic speech, filled with platitudes such as “hope” and “change”… Check out this site: http://www.atom.com/spotlights/inauguration_speech_generator/
More Cartoons about Hamass
Many toons out there on your favorite terrorist organization…. click the thumbnails for larger image