Revising 60’s hits

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.  They include:

Bobby Darin —
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.

Ringo Starr —
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees —
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack —
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash —
I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon —
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

The Commodores —
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye —
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Leo Sayer —
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations —
Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba —
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando —
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy —
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Hat tip to Todd Imwalle


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