Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
Bobby Darin —
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
Ringo Starr —
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees —
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack —
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash —
I Can’t See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon —
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
The Commodores —
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye —
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Leo Sayer —
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations —
Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba —
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando —
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy —
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Hat tip to Todd Imwalle
