Son, Go To School

Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t

Hillbilly Humor

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy…… 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of

Nair Hair Removal

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found the problem was hair in the dog’s ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told

Great Football Quotes

#1. ‘Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas ‘ Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game. #2. ‘After you retire, there’s only one big event left… and I ain’t ready

The Engineer’s Invoice

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were

Math Teacher Arrested

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press