One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, ‘I would like to go in
Category: Humor
Son, Go To School
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t
Hillbilly Humor
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy…… 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of
Nair Hair Removal
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found the problem was hair in the dog’s ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told
Great Football Quotes
#1. ‘Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas ‘ Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game. #2. ‘After you retire, there’s only one big event left… and I ain’t ready
O’Bama and the Media
This is an interesting viewpoint:
China Olympics and the English Language
China is hosting the 2008 Olympics and the Chinese have decided to post many signs in English all around Beijing… It appears that accurate translation is not an Olympic event. Here are some examples: Please carefully fall into the river OK?
O’Bama and the Olympics
from the Imwalle Cartoon Company…
The Engineer’s Invoice
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were
Math Teacher Arrested
A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press