Q: How do you keep a computer programmer in the shower all day long? A: Give them a shampoo with a label that says “rinse, lather, repeat.”
Category: Humor
Dems and Healthcare
Hat tip to Slick
You Didn’t Make Me Read It!
This is one that my wife hung on the refigerator… (thanks to FoxTrot)
Dead Hunter
A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips
Motivational Slogans for the Office
More goodies from StrangeCosmos: 1. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. 2. We put the “k” in “kwality.” 3. If something doesn’t feel right, you’re not feeling the right thing. 4. Artificial Intelligence is no
Russian Paradise
A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked,
Oh God!
What does an atheist say during an orgasm? “Oh Darwin! Oh Darwin!”
Starting the Day with a Positive Outlook
Follow these six easy steps: 1. Create a new file in your computer. 2. Name it ‘Barack Hussein Obama’. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your computer will ask you: ‘Do you really want
Screw in a Light Bulb
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Men will screw anything.
Crazy Dreams
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. “I am so obsessed with my mother…As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I