A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. “What part?” the mother asks. “I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replies. “Go back to school and tell your teacher
More goodies from StrangeCosmos: “Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to do otherwise.” – Peter’s Almanac “God is on every one’s side… and in the last analysis, he is on the side with
These are the kind of election buttons that Slick wants to see:
This year taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that will be explained using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal
The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” The graduate with an Accounting degree Asks, “How much will it cost?” The graduate with a Liberal Arts
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello — and not too old to understand computers — to fully appreciate this. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned
More goodies from my political humor man, Slick…
Some good insights from my key supplier of political humor, Slick Imwalle… If Politicians were aircraft carriers: USS Ronald Reagan Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling.