A Speaking Role

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. “What part?” the mother asks. “I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replies. “Go back to school and tell your teacher

Great Quotes About Money

More goodies from StrangeCosmos: “Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to do otherwise.” – Peter’s Almanac “God is on every one’s side… and in the last analysis, he is on the side with

College Degrees

The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” The graduate with an Accounting degree Asks, “How much will it cost?” The graduate with a Liberal Arts

Aircraft Carriers and Politicians

Some good insights from my key supplier of political humor, Slick Imwalle… If Politicians were aircraft carriers: USS Ronald Reagan Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling.