A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press
Category: Humor
Top Ten Questions Not To Ask In A Job Interview
Good business humor courtesty of Look at This site: 10. What’s your company’s policy on severance pay? 9. How long does it take your company’s bureaucracy to get around to firing somebody for poor performance? 8. Do you have a
A Speaking Role
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. “What part?” the mother asks. “I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replies. “Go back to school and tell your teacher
Great Quotes About Money
More goodies from StrangeCosmos: “Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to do otherwise.” – Peter’s Almanac “God is on every one’s side… and in the last analysis, he is on the side with
O’bama Election Buttons
These are the kind of election buttons that Slick wants to see:
The Government Giveth, and the Government Taketh
This year taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that will be explained using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal
College Degrees
The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” The graduate with an Accounting degree Asks, “How much will it cost?” The graduate with a Liberal Arts
A Modern Rendition of ‘Who’s on First?’
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello — and not too old to understand computers — to fully appreciate this. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned