A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
Category: Humor
Two Ways to Look at Everything
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’
One-Minute Business Lesson – 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’
One-Minute Business Lesson – 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’ The eagle answered: ‘Sure , why not.’ So, the rabbit sat on
Shark Surfing
It’s hard to tell if this is just some fancy computer-generated graphics, but it’s exciting to watch a surfer hanging on to a shark near the pier… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJnxYsZNzwM[/youtube] 1 min 36 sec
Dress Rehearsal
This is a good one sent to me by my buddy, Todd Imwalle
One-Minute Business Lesson – 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me
One-Minute Business Lesson – 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The
Persian Cat
Here is another look at cats from Persia:
Republican and Democrats Coming Together
There are just a few months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the President of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. To show