Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign ‘FREE KITTENS’ next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black
Category: Humor
One-Way Trip to Mars
NASA was interviewing professionals they were considering to send to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one way trip, the guy never returning to Earth. The interviewer asked the first applicant,
Lightbulb Humor
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink until the room spins.
More Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher
Second Amendment & Neighbors
This is a humorous one from the Grouchy Old Cripple…
Trickle-Down Stupidity
I constantly ask my family, “how in the heck can Olmert still be leading the Government of Israel?” I think I finally found the answer at Dry Bones…
Is Speaking English Dangerous?
(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. (B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
What White People Want
John Tavardian sent me a comment about how Obama knows what a “typical white person” is like… Tarvar said we should visit this website: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ It’s a parody on the fetishes, fantasies, and fixations of upper-class white urban liberals. Some of the
At the Gates of Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man says, “Methodist.” St. Peter looks down his list, and says, “Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.” Another man arrives
Old Man at the Doctor’s Office
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.” The