More Pearly Gates

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher

Is Speaking English Dangerous?

(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. (B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

What White People Want

John Tavardian sent me a comment about how Obama knows what a “typical white person” is like…  Tarvar said we should visit this website: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ It’s a parody on the fetishes, fantasies, and fixations of upper-class white urban liberals. Some of the

At the Gates of Heaven

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man says, “Methodist.” St. Peter looks down his list, and says, “Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.” Another man arrives

Are You Part Amish?

An Amish farmer notices a man drinking from his pond using his hand. The Amish man shouts: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.” The man shouts