New York Teacher Arrested?

This is a cute play-on-words provided to us courtesy of Joe Knecht…  NEW YORK — A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a

Do I Look Fat?

Strategic responses to the ever dangerous “Do I look Fat” question (courtesy of StrangeCosmos): “No, not to Stevie Wonder.” “Big time! That’s why I’m sleeping with your best friend.” “Does this tie make me look stupid?” “No hablo ingles.” “Yes,

Unusual Quotes

Strange Quotes from StrangeCosmos: My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. – ZsaZsa Gabor Only