Cooking and Driving

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.  Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!  You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn

Modern Version of Borg .vs. McEnroe

If you’re tired of seeing the American Express commercial where John McEnroe supposedly apologizes to the tennis umpire, I have a humorous alternative for you.  Take a look at this advertisement that is running on the television in Europe: [youtube]9wDzPvNzbzE[/youtube] 50 sec

New York Teacher Arrested?

This is a cute play-on-words provided to us courtesy of Joe Knecht…  NEW YORK — A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a

Do I Look Fat?

Strategic responses to the ever dangerous “Do I look Fat” question (courtesy of StrangeCosmos): “No, not to Stevie Wonder.” “Big time! That’s why I’m sleeping with your best friend.” “Does this tie make me look stupid?” “No hablo ingles.” “Yes,