The Birds and the Bees

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know,” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

Blond Humor

A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day; so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.  She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.  She takes out two cardboard men,

Great Quotes about Life

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?” – Steven Wright “I don’t know about their grunting but I’d hate to be next door to Maria Sharapova on her wedding night.” – Barry Sokol “I

A Woman Wins the Lottery

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.  She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The husband said, “Oh my

Husband of the Year Award

This one is for my wife.  I want to remind her how great she has it compared to wives in other countries…  I have to give credit where it’s due.  This humor come from the witticism banks of Joe Knecht. 3rd

Cooking and Driving

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.  Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!  You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn

Modern Version of Borg .vs. McEnroe

If you’re tired of seeing the American Express commercial where John McEnroe supposedly apologizes to the tennis umpire, I have a humorous alternative for you.  Take a look at this advertisement that is running on the television in Europe: [youtube]9wDzPvNzbzE[/youtube] 50 sec