Category: Humor

Another funny one from Kelly Ebner…

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know,” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day; so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.  She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.  She takes out two cardboard men,

How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan? 1 AA Humor courtesy of Mark Clower

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?” – Steven Wright “I don’t know about their grunting but I’d hate to be next door to Maria Sharapova on her wedding night.” – Barry Sokol “I

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.  She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The husband said, “Oh my

This one is for my wife.  I want to remind her how great she has it compared to wives in other countries…  I have to give credit where it’s due.  This humor come from the witticism banks of Joe Knecht. 3rd

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.  Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!  You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn

More humor from my funny father…