Strange Quotes from StrangeCosmos: My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. – ZsaZsa Gabor Only
Category: Humor
Home Security System
This is the best advice I’ve heard for a redneck-style home security system (Hat tip to Sam Greenwood): 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 16 work boots. 2. Place them on your
Wal-Mart Winery
Wal-Mart announced that it will begin offering customers a new discount item — Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an
Job Descriptions in the Real World
Programmer – someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. Consultant – someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. Banker – a fellow who lends you
Zen Sarcasm
Some sage insights from Joe Knecht… 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the
Comparing Health Systems
This is an interesting angle I found on the NewsForum page… �
Automotive Inventions
Humor sent to me courtesy of Kon Berkovich: You may not be aware that it was the three Goldberg brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max that invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97.
New Apple Electronic Device
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
A woman answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of Minutes of your time, I would like
You Might be Trailer Trash
You Might be Trailer Trash, if.. 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2. You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You’ve been married