Christmas humor
Category: Humor
Christmas & Jewish Humor
The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: “What do you do at Christmas time? Patrick addressed the class: “Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very
Big Brother In Charge
This nicely highlights the problem with the Federal Government legislating morality and common sense…
Medical Checkups with Added Value
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, “I’m going to
Where is Mr. Fixit?
It sums it up kinda nicely…
Great Quotes about Flying
From StrangeCosmos… “Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.” “Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.” “Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.” “Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept
Good Bye Barney… What Took You So Long?
This is how he should be remembered…
Great Quotes about Basketball
From StrangeCosmos, a few interesting quotes about basketball: “Basketball is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn’t have spectators.” – Dick Vertleib “What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff
A Talking Moslem Doll
The latest toy has hit the retail shops… a talking Moslem doll. Nobody knows what it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord. Hat tip to Slick