Christmas & Jewish Humor

The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: “What do you do at Christmas time? Patrick addressed the class: “Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very

Great Quotes about Flying

From StrangeCosmos… “Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.” “Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.” “Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.” “Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept

Great Quotes about Basketball

From StrangeCosmos, a few interesting quotes about basketball: “Basketball is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn’t have spectators.” – Dick Vertleib “What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff