A Catholic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.  One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, ‘Father, my dog is dead… Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for

More Great Sports Quotes

From the friends at StrangeCosmos: Some people think football is a matter of life and death… I can assure them it is much more serious than that. Winning isn’t everything – it’s the only thing. Serious sport is war minus

Flying to Israel

The El Al plane landed at Ben Gurion airport, and as it taxied to the terminal, the voice of the captain came on: “Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane has come to a complete stop