The prospective father-in-law asked, “young man, can you support a family?” The surprised groom-to-be replied, “well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. – Robert Frost The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen?
A little technology humor…
A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl,
This is a good one
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies
46. Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing. 47. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. 48. A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner
The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol for the President. It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks. Thanks to Slick
I think most people have this Obama guy figured out…
Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.