Supporting a Family

The prospective father-in-law asked, “young man, can you support a family?” The surprised groom-to-be replied, “well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”

Fun Quotes About Work

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. – Robert Frost The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen?

Little Girl on a Plane

A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk?  Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl,