Governmentium – the Heaviest Element

University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium ( symbol=Gv ), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These

Strange Quotes About Santa

Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering