More Play on Words

1. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. 2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 3. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a

Elderly Man at the Ice Cream Parlor

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’