Category: Humor
Quality, Not Quantity
The commanding general at the Russian military academy gave a lecture on Potential Problems and Military Strategy. At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions. An officer stood up and asked, “Will there be a
Interviewing Dates for Your Daughter
This is one of the funniest scenes in Bad Boys II… I’ve always thought if I had daughters, this would be my technique for interviewing prospective dates: http://www.snotr.com/video/5847
What does ‘TSA’ Stand for?
This is a good one from ReasonTV [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaSoMVFfxfA[/youtube]
Elderly Gentlemen on a Park Bench
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re
More Play on Words
1. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. 2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 3. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a
Elderly Man at the Ice Cream Parlor
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’