Expressions from the South

Courtesy of StrangeCosmos Exclamations: “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” Threats: “I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle.” Good Things/Compliments: “Cute as a sack full of puppies.” The Weather: “It’s so dry, the trees

A Play on Words

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. A chicken crossing the road:

More Idiot Sightings

Idiot Sighting 5 – My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.  She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’  He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.   Idiot Sighting 6