Idiot Sighting 5 – My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’ He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. Idiot Sighting 6
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The Irish Talking Clock
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Idiot Sightings
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The Beatings will Continue…
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Interesting Figures of Speech
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