Jewish Valentine’s Day

Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day.  She asks, “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint, and we’re Jewish will God get mad at me for

All My Favorite People

Here’s a funny one from my buddy, Bomo: “Dear Lord, in the past year you have taken my favorite actor,  Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress Farrah Fawcett, my favorite  musician Michael Jackson, my favorite news anchor Walter Kronkite,  my favorite

Talking to the Queen

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?” ”Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to