Category: Humor

Courtesy of StrangeCosmos 1) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.” 2) Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” 3) At a proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.” 4)

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly

1) “When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world’s composed of aluminum and vinyl.” 2) “Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.” 3) “The dirt is