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Category: Humor
Great Proverbs… Revised by Kids
More goodies from StrangeCosmos… A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest: 1. Better to be safe than…
Seeing Eye-to-Eye
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine
Driving Styles
Ways in which to determine where drivers call home… Hat tip to StrangeCosmos 1) One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York 2) One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago 3) One hand on wheel, one
The O’bama Lunch Program
A little spoof of the president visiting his child’s school and learning about their new lunch program. It help to put the Health Care program into perspective… Hat tip to Bob Morris.
Official Intelligence Test
Courtesy of StrangeCosmos 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no? 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? 4. How many outs are there
When Kosher Piglets Fly
I didn’t think it was going to happen again in my lifetime — my wife actually went on a short bicycle ride with me… and I didn’t even have to bribe her with a destination at Dairy Queen. We did
Wisdom from the Bar
Luke ”The Drifter” says: “We Americans got so tired of being thought of as dumbasses by the rest of the world that we went to the polls last November and removed all doubt.” Hat tip to Todd Imwalle
Funny Things to Say to a Waiter
1. “Can you tell me yesterday’s specials, please? I have a time machine.” 2. “I need to speak to the manager. No, the service was fine, but she won’t let me see my kids.” 3. “Can you recommend a Merlot
Photo from the Kennedy Funeral
From Mark Clower…