Courtesy of StrangeCosmos 1) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.” 2) Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” 3) At a proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.” 4)
Category: Humor
O’bama’s Approval Ratings
Hat tip to Ronn
Embarassing Medical Exams
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly
Blowing Smoke…
It’s an interesting phrase “blowing smoke up one’s ass”. Thanks to Joe Knecht, we now understand its origins.
Interesting Business Quotes
1) “When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world’s composed of aluminum and vinyl.” 2) “Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.” 3) “The dirt is
Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student
According to the sender of this humor (Mark Kelly), the following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the
The Face of Socialism?
I actually thought he would make a better “Grand Charlatan”
There, I Fixed It
People create some interesting fixes for broken equipment.. Thanks to Slick