1. An acceptable excuse for tardiness would be, “Sorry I’m late, but I got really wasted last night.” 2. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner
I love this Doctor Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding
More goodies from StrangeCosmos… Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. – David Frost Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. –
More goodies from StrangeCosmos. A quiz on some very simple topics: 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: bread. If you said “toast”, then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If
I suppose that this is what they call self deprecating humor for Daytonians… Hat tip to Teffan
Here’s a funny one from the Slickmeister
Have you ever heard the story about having a hammer, thus everything looks like a nail?