More goodies from StrangeCosmos…
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. – David Frost
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. – Jim Bishop
Children really brighten up a household – they never turn the lights off. – Ralph Bus
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was ‘shut up.’ – Joe Namath
There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. – Mona Crane