What Did it Say?

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calls Rush Limbaugh and tells him, “Rush, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner.” “What did it say on the banners?”

Animals with Long Memories

Updated with Elephant Photo  June 22,  2008 – Believe me, this is worth the reading till the very end! In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came

Hebronics

The New York City Public Schools at one time officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed Hebronics, as a second language. Backers of the move say the city schools are the first in the nation to recognize Hebronics as a valid

The Best Surgeon In California

Three surgeons from California were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in California. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost three fingers in an accident, I reattached them,

Garden Snakes can be Dangerous…

Garden Snakes also know as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous.  Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes… Here’s why: A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot