Where to Live After Retirement

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where: 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for

A Great Memory Test

This is an interesting trivia test forwarded to me by my buddy, Slick Imwalle. There are 20 questions. The average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. It helps if you are over 60. Have

The Merciful Lawyer

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, ‘Why are you eating

Democrat Machismo and War

Democrats always remind me of the pusillanimous kids with whom I went to school.  That is, they always decide to “act tough” (without considering the reason to be tough) at the wrong times.  O’bama was convinced that Iraq was the

Pecans in the Cemetary

Here’s a good one courtesy of Joe Knecht On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down