Category: Humor
Pecans in the Cemetary
Here’s a good one courtesy of Joe Knecht On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down
O’bama Hysteria
Sure, I trust this guy… ;-| Do you?
Local Newspapers
Is the Dayton Daily News the next to go under? My view is the DDN information is typically a day behind, and their opinion page reads like a rehash of the New York Times…
European Heaven and Hell
Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It’s all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics
Does Quattro Mean 4?
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them: “Itsa illegalla to putta 5 people in a Quattro!” “Vot do you mean, it’s illegal?” asks the German driver. “Quattro
Madoff Inflating Numbers
A suppose you can find humor in just about anything… Personally, I think that Madoff should just do the only honorable act remaining — commit suicide.