California Humor

To not be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you’re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.

Do You Ever Wonder?

Do you ever wonder… Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don’t ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? Why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long

The Enemy of My Enemy is My…

A Commentary magazine article indicates that an unnamed Arab state [Saudi Arabia?] has declared that it “won’t oppose” an Israeli military strike against Iran. According to the article, this state fears growing Iranian influence in the region, particularly among its

Simple Rules for the New Generation

A great article in Tooling and Production about simple lessons for today’s kids… The author talked about “how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality” that has set them up for failure in

San Francisco City Hall

An endless supply of commentary from my buddy, Slick: “Next.” “Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.” “Names?” “Tim and Jim Jones.” “Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance.” “Yes, we’re brothers.” “Brothers? You can’t get

Democrats and Poor People

Everyone knows that the Democrats appeal to the “less fortunate” portion of the population by insinuating that they are going to “take from the rich and give to the poor”. The results of this class warfare can best be summed-up

When Ex-Presidents were Honorable

We’ve seen sanctimony to the nth degree practiced by ex-Presidents such as Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton. It makes us all wish for a time when President’s were honorable… When President Harry Truman retired from office in 1952, his income