This is a hilarious one sent to me by my buddy, Slick Imwalle: DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor
Category: Politics
Texas Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and
The Kyoto Trojan Polar Bear
This is a good one from Mark Clower
Our Mainstream Media
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
Conservatives More Honest than Liberals?
In a recent issue of the Cleveland Examiner, Peter Schweizer examines this annual evaluation of honesty. A few excerpts: Is it OK to cheat on your taxes? A total of 57 percent of those who described themselves as “very liberal”
Environmentalists and Communists
A great article from Charles Krauthammer skewers the Leftists that bow to the god of ecology: For a century, an ambitious, arrogant, unscrupulous knowledge class — social planners, scientists, intellectuals, experts and their left-wing political allies — arrogated to themselves
Cowboys and Moslems
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a
How to Win My Vote
I’ve had many people ask me about my position on various political issues… Some of you may think I’m a “dyed in the wool” Republican (Au Contraire). I thought I would organize quick summaries of my positions on the top 10
Which is Costlier: War in Iraq or Illegal Aliens?
Do you think the war in Iraq is costing us too much? Take a read of this email forwarded to me from BoMo: Boy am I confused. I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war
Realities of Jewish-Moslem Conflicts
The Moslems and the Leftists of the world can use every ruse available to them, but the reality doesn’t change. The conflict in the Middle East has very little to do about “Israel’s settlements” or “Jewish occupation”. The conflict is about Jews