Famous Quotes

Great quotes from Groucho Marx:

1. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

2. I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.

3. I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

4. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

5. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

6. I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.

7. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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