Things That Make You Say Hmmm

Strange Things to Ponder…

1. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic’?

2. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a ‘use by’ date?

3. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

4. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out’?

5. What do people in China call their good plates?

6. Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

7. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?

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