More Old Man Humor


An old man goes into a drug store and says
‘Can I have 6 Viagra tablets, cut in quarters?’

‘I can cut them for you’ said Dan the pharmacist ‘
But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ‘

‘I am 96’ said the old man. ‘I don’t want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pee on my slippers.’

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