Additional humor courtesy of Sam Greenwood…
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
5. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
6. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
7. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.