Old Man at the Mall

I can’t recall who sent this one to me: 

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.  A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, and blue. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked at him, the old man was staring at the boy. 

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?” 

Without missing a beat, the old man replied: “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”  


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