A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
Good Quotes about Education
More goodies from StrangeCosmos: “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.” – Mark Twain “Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.” – B.F. Skinner “The advantage
Great Quotes about the O’bama Economy
“A people who are possessed of the spirit of commerce, who see and who will pursue their advantages, may achieve almost anything.” – George Washington “The principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding,
More Old Man Humor
An old man goes into a drug store and says ‘Can I have 6 Viagra tablets, cut in quarters?’ ‘I can cut them for you’ said Dan the pharmacist ‘ But a quarter tablet will not give you a
Dubai and Tennis
Leave it to the worldy Arab countries to mix international sporting events with their brand of politics. You may have read about the United Arab Emirates not allowing a female Israeli player to compete in a WTA event in Dubai… It
No More Pup Tents
If you’re an outdoor or hiking person, you probably check into the latest tents and bivvies… The GoGo from Nemo is pretty cool because it doesn’t use traditional poles and packs down into an extremely small volume. Evidently, it’s going to be
I’m Joining the Tea Party
I don’t usually watch CNBC, but I really got stoked watching Rick Santelli rant about the O’bama pork barrel. He definitely shared my exasperation with the direction of our Federal Government, and he exclaimed the need for a new revolutionary “tea
Sharing the Wealth
This is too obvious for our illustrious politicians to understand! Hat tip to Mark Clower… “You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work
Carter Likes O’bama Pork
No, I’m not talking about a BBQ picnic in Georgia… I’m sure this headline in the AP just warmed the cockles of your heart: “Carter voices confidence in Obama stimulus plan”… Think about it, the dipstick that presided over the
Great “Drinking” Quotes
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ” ~ Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you