Ten Signs You’re Working too Hard

Another funny one from StrangeCosmos:

1) You’re so tired that you now answer the phone “you’ve called hell.”

2) You’re best friend calls to ask how you’ve been and you immediately scream “get off my back, bitch.”

3) Your electronic garbage can is you’re inbox.

4) You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.

5) You have so much on you’re mind that you’ve forgotten how to pee.

6) Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

7) You sleep more at work than you do at home.

8) You leave for a party and instinctively bring you’re briefcase.

9) Your palm pilot exploded a week ago.

10) You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now…

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