Category: Business

From StrangeCosmos… a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms: 20. Government Organization 19. Alone Together 18. Personal Computer 17. Silent Scream 16. Living Dead 15. Small Crowd 14. Taped Live 13. Plastic Glasses 12. Tight Slacks 11.

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. Avoid

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about

From StrangeCosmos… I know where you’re from by the way you drive: One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the north?’ My brother explained that

Courtesy of my buddy, Joe K Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home.