Quotes about Women

More goodies from StrangeCosmos: 1. “Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.” 2. “People like you are the reason people like me take pills!” 3.

Weddings and Funerals

Here’s a good one from Joe Knecht When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle,