Can You Hear Me?

Elderly Humor… Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later,

Hard of Hearing

More elderly humor… An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to

Noah’s Ark 2006

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said: “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another

Bert’s Boots

Another funny one from Sam Greenwood… Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. He’s an elderly man and figures he’s not getting any younger. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking

Windows Error

If you’re like the rest of us, I’m sure that you’ve received your share of Windows errors.  I can’t say that I’ve received this specific error, but I certainly feel that I have.  

European English

Konstantin Berkovich sent this humorous one to me… The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,

Strange Quotes From Athletes

1. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.” 2. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius