This is humor for the techno-jockey, sent to me courtesy of Greg Miller… Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up
Another set of humorous quotes from StrangeCosmos… 1. My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. (Ed Furgol) 2. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by
This is an interesting one that I received from Mark Clower… It’s been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from Georgia, but I cannot vouch for its validity. “We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
1. “The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.” (Anton Chekhov) 2. “It’s not the people who are in prison worry me. It’s the people who aren’t.”
Another humorous list from StrageCosmos: 1. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. 2. Each year, your raise would be
Stephen Colbert recently interviewed Washington DC’s shadow member of Congress, Eleanor Holmes Norton. The YouTube web site has the very funny video, especially the part where Colbert argues with Norton about discrimination, sexual harassment, etc.
Another great set from StrangeCosmos that describes new words for a new world: AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun)
This is a good one from Roger Sines: WASHINGTON, DC (AP) – Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates
Another interesting set of questions from StrangeCosmos: Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. Q. Only 14% of Americans say they’ve done this with the opposite sex. What is it? A. Skinny dipping. Q.