Category: Humor

1. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.” 2. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius

Another great one from StrangeCosmos: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside — I just finished cleaning!” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION: “You better pray

This is another funny one from Sam Greenwood… A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is

With a son in college, I decided to consult with StrageCosmos to identify the strange things you learn in college (but not necessarrily in the classroom) 1. Flip-flops become as important as soap and shampoo. 2. Getting to bed by

Some great new quotes… All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. – Tom Lehrer The most affectionate creature in the world

Some great quotes about food from StrangeCosmos: Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish. – Timothy Jones A woman without a