One Tough Woman

More humor courtesy of Sam Greenwood: The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral.  The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell

Humor about Consultants

This one comes to me from John Buehler…    Client: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?  Consultant: I’ll have to convene a collaborative review session and we’ll get you an estimate a week from Monday.  

Redneck Humor

Humor sent to me by Mark Clower…  Tips from the Redneck Book of Manners:  1. Never take a beer to a job interview.  2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.  3. It’s considered poor taste to

Believe It or Not

True or False: Can you guess which of the following are true or false? 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a bellybutton. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will

Old Man at the Mall

I can’t recall who sent this one to me:  An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.  A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, and blue. The

How Many Engineers to Fix a Car?

A contemporary joke forwarded to me from Roger Sines: A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer, and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes