For the Lexophiles

Another good source of humor from Sam Greenwood… 1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. 2. A backward poet writes inverse. 3. Practice safe eating – always use condiments. 4. Shotgun wedding: A case of

Modern Supermarket

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic mist machine to keep the produce fresh. Just before it mists the vegetables, you hear the sound of a  thunderstorm. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing. When

Things That Make You Say Hmmm

Strange Things to Ponder… 1. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic’? 2. Why does mineral water that has trickled through

Famous Quotes

Great quotes from Groucho Marx: 1. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. 2. I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up. 3. I don’t care to belong

Illegal Aliens

A few funny ones from Jay Leno… 1) Lots of businesses were closed, streets were closed – everything was closed but that big hole down on the Mexican border. 2) There’s a lot of debate on what we call these

ACLU & Privacy

While I’m typically not a fan of the ACLU, this short video on AdCritic Interactive illustrates some of the humorous and frightening issues associated with technology and our loss of privacy.  Click on the screenshot below (make sure that you

Engineering Humor

1. Optimism To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. 2. Occupations The graduate with a science degree

What’s Your Daddy Do?

I got this joke from the Grouchy Old Cripple… One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. 

A Little Brain Power

A little brain power is all it takes… 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter