Category: Humor

This is humor sent to me by Mark Clower… Four US Presidents are caught in a  tornado, and off they whirled to the Land of Oz.   They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great

Another good source of humor from Sam Greenwood… 1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. 2. A backward poet writes inverse. 3. Practice safe eating – always use condiments. 4. Shotgun wedding: A case of

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic mist machine to keep the produce fresh. Just before it mists the vegetables, you hear the sound of a  thunderstorm. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing. When

Strange Things to Ponder… 1. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic’? 2. Why does mineral water that has trickled through

Great quotes from Groucho Marx: 1. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. 2. I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up. 3. I don’t care to belong

A few funny ones from Jay Leno… 1) Lots of businesses were closed, streets were closed – everything was closed but that big hole down on the Mexican border. 2) There’s a lot of debate on what we call these

1. Optimism To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. 2. Occupations The graduate with a science degree

I got this joke from the Grouchy Old Cripple… One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. 

A little brain power is all it takes… 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter