Category: Humor

I got this joke from the Grouchy Old Cripple… One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. 

A little brain power is all it takes… 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter

This one is courtesy of Mark Dlott… Happy Passover from the Matzo Man.

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.  The first old guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I

  1. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.  2. If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.  3. The last person that quit or was fired will

This one is courtesy of Sam Greenwood… This is a detective story…   So Pay Close Attention!!! Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the ball park. The

As part of my continuing contribution to good humor… A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new Mercedes advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The well dressed driver leaned out the window

Additional humor courtesy of Sam Greenwood… 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. The things that come to those that