Some good sayings from the farmers around Ohio…. Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Forgive your enemies.
Category: Humor
Fun Quotes about Driving
From our friends at StrangeCosmos: I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car. Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer
Obama and Math
This is a good one from the Instapundit: “Obama is great at math. He divides the country, subtracts jobs, adds debt and multiplies misery.”
Even More on Obamanomics
Yep, he’s a fancy double-talker…
The 10 Commandments in the Courthouse
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers,
Recent Bumper Stickers
More Obama bumper stickers
Stop the Spending
Obama’s spending plans make you think of Groundhog Day or the Twilight Zone. You’ll appreciate this video even more if you’re old enough to remember the Rod Serling show… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLJTYWKALzE[/youtube]
Once More on Obamacare
Let me get this straight: We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but
What Kind of Mail Are People Sending?
What does it mean for stamp collectors?
Quotes about Incompetents
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves. Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.