Category: Humor

A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’ He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor!’

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were… The other blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, ‘Whoever

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’ The American said, ‘We were the first on the moon!’ The Blonde said, ‘So what! We’re going to be the

Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ Husband: Nothing. Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’ Hat tip to Dani Marcus