An old man goes into a drug store and says ‘Can I have 6 Viagra tablets, cut in quarters?’ ‘I can cut them for you’ said Dan the pharmacist ‘ But a quarter tablet will not give you a
Category: Humor
Great “Drinking” Quotes
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ” ~ Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
Toons on the Stimulus
As you would expect, there are numerous toons about the investment in socialism (also know as the economic “stimulus”). You can click on the thumbnails to see a larger image:
Modern Day Three Stooges
This sums it up nicely.. If you don’t believe it, then watch this video of a brief interview with Harry and his views on income taxes… His middle initial must be “O” as in obfuscate. This man from Nevada
Drunk Airline Pilot
This is a classic with Foster Brooks and Dean Martin. Hat tip to Joe Knecht [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8L-ZZSc8JU[/youtube] 6 min 22 sec
Birds of a Feather Flock Together…
Here’s a good one from my buddy, Todd:
You Can’t Fix Stupid
More funny headlines from our mainstream media. Thanks Slick.
Home Security in West Virginia
Installing a home security system in West Virginia: 1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of well-used men’s work boots, size 14. 2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Gitmo Terrorist Returns to Bomb White House?
I’m sure there are folks out there that feel it would be poetic justice for a terrorist released from Gitmo to come back and drop a bomb on O’bama and company…
Brain Tests
Count every ‘ F ‘ in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS… How many? There are 6 — no joke. Read it again! Really, go Back