The following are a sampling of real answers on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s traffic school. Hat tip to StrangeCosmos. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t
Category: Humor
Washington As a Result of the Clinton Years
This is a photo of a first grade class (children conceived while Clinton was President) in Washington DC at a school near the White House… Notice the faces of the children. (Mark Clower comes up with the good ones)
1960’s .vs. 2000’s
Another interesting insight from Mark Clower… + Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1960 – Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack’s rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show
Classy Insults
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” — Forrest Tucker “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” — Mark Twain “His mother should have thrown him away and kept
Deer Hunting and the French
This one comes courtesy of Mark Clower… Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, “What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are
Dilbert and Six Sigma
For those of you following the evolution of the business technique known as “Six Sigma”, the Scott Adams “Dilbert” cartoon below sums up the current outlook…
Thanksgiving Humor
Innocuous Thanksgiving statements that appear to have sexual overtones (from StrangeCosmos): “Whew, that’s one terrific spread!” “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.” “Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.” “Talk about a huge breast!” “It’s Cool
The Four Jackasses of the Apocalypse
This is a great one I found at Atlas Shrugs (I took liberty with the title. “Jackass” seems more appropriate)
Chewing Gum
Fighter Pilot John “Jack” Bolt was the only two-war U.S. Marine Corps ace. During a commercial airline flight several years ago, he was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When the baby began crying
Dear Abby
This is a great one from Mark Clower… Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he