Unusual Quotes

Strange Quotes from StrangeCosmos: My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. – ZsaZsa Gabor Only

Home Security System

This is the best advice I’ve heard for a redneck-style home security system (Hat tip to Sam Greenwood): 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 16 work boots. 2. Place them on your

Wal-Mart Winery

Wal-Mart announced that it will begin offering customers a new discount item — Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an

Zen Sarcasm

Some sage insights from Joe Knecht…  1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the

Automotive Inventions

Humor sent to me courtesy of Kon Berkovich: You may not be aware that it was the three Goldberg brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max that invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97. 

New Apple Electronic Device

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a

Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

A woman answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of Minutes of your time, I would like